But when Vice President Jejomar Binay goes epal, he goes the extra mile. In this case, an extra 536.35 miles, from Manila all the way down to Zamboanga, where Nur Misuari’s MNLF faction has occupied portions of Zamboanga City, engaging the AFP in firefights while using hostages as human shields and burning houses and buildings alike.
No amount of words can fully express how disgusted I feel over the acts of our heroic *coughsarcasmcough* VP. Enter Cocoy Dayao , ever to the rescue, pretty much summing up everything I wanted to say – complete with a quote from me at the very end. Thanks, Cocoy!
That written, I still need an outlet to express this disgust. So what better way than to give Binay the Tatad treatment?
Without further ado, I present: the Scumbag Binay Memes.
But hey, why let VP Binay have all the glory? There’s plenty of dripping sarcasm to go around.
To be fair, Makati Mayor Junjun Binay likely did have a role to play when he got to Zamboanga. After all, why have one Binay distribute relief goods, when you can have two Binays doing the same thing for double the air fare?
In the end, it seems that Binay had gifts for everyone – especially for his newfound supporters in the allegedly “official” MNLF Twitter account:
Now, netizens evidently didn’t appreciate any of these gestures. Here’s what Binay had to say:
Oddly, haven’t we heard that line before?
Now, get creative, let loose your inner, er, whoever it is you hold as an idol for snark, and feel free to use this Scumbag Binay template. Enjoy!
Now, why let dear old Scumbag Binay have all the meme glory? Here’s a few other memes to round out the sentiments:
And as a nod to Cocoy’s “Binaying” article (which you really should read, right now), we go to the classic Y U NO Guy:
Yeah, that was therapeutic. =)
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Because I’m a nice guy, and because I promised law school buddy Jay Garcia that I’d make a Napoles meme, here’s a sneak preview of Episode 25: Photo-Ops:
Yup, I’m gonna go there. =)